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Trophy guide

The PS5 list has 50 trophies: one platinum, two gold, ten silver, and 37 bronze. The platinum is “See? Stupid Never Dies.” Steam’s achievement count was not public in the API response checked on launch day, so this page does not pretend the lists are already identical.

Names and targets are attributed to 100% Guides, not earned on a local account. Missability, required playthroughs, rarity, and platinum difficulty remain unverified.

Close-up of a frozen woman wearing a fur-lined hat
Official promotional image, © SEGA / GPTRACK50. Editorial reference. Checked 2026-10-21.
Body Hack head-gear menu with Davy and an equipped Overtech part
Official promotional image, © SEGA / GPTRACK50. Editorial reference. Checked 2026-10-21.

Story trophies, in the order the list implies

The named story steps include Good, You’re Still Functional; Goyle Has Something for You; How Could a Mere Zombie... after Surtr; Not Bad at All, Zombie... after Dragul; Forgive Me for Attacking You when Everent’s curse lifts; Sleep in Fear, My Dear... after Takiyasha; I Acknowledge Your Strength after Wolfgang; and Our First Date, After All, which says you bite KOM and turn Julia human. There are more story names on the source list, including steps about blood, souvenirs, miasma saplings, Julia in the dungeon, and brain cores.

What the list asks you to grind

Collection targets called out on the list: 30 Miasma Saplings, 5 Brain Cores, 3 relics, 10 Everent Keys, and 100 chests. System targets include level 100 in one dive, a 5000% EXP boost, five skills at Sync level 5, 300 cores eaten, 100 Stupid Parries, five styles in one dive, 100 Davy Bursts, 1000 kills, selecting 100 floors, and skipping 500 floors.

Other requirements include 50 Wishlist tasks, developing 100 OT Parts, acquiring 1000 scrap, 30 different kinds of presents, 10 data-entry likes, and 10 minutes on the cleaner. Bessie trophies separately ask for one order unlocking a skill and ten skill-rarity increases. Mino’s trophy asks for any one base ability to reach its maximum, not every ability. There are also gear-upgrade, preset-change, and 10000 E targets.

Planning a trophy run

Use story trophies as progress markers and track cumulative counters between dives. Plan single-dive targets separately: level 100 and five different Styles must each be achieved within one dive. The source does not establish which trophies are missable, whether chapter select exists, or how many playthroughs are required. No platinum-hour estimate or guaranteed roadmap is available here.

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