Stupid Never Dies

Stupid Never Dies

OCT 21, 2026 · 22:00 UTC · PS5 / PC

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Stupid Never Dies key art: Davy reaching toward the camera against a torn comic burst
66Metacritic, checked 2026-10-21 11Styles TrophyGuide · 50 trophies

By StupidNeverDies.net editors · Updated

Standard release is scheduled for October 21, 2026 at 22:00 UTC on PS5 and PC (Steam), from US$49.99 before tax. As of 14:48 UTC, that unlock is still ahead; Steam advertises Glorious Idiot Edition Advance Access now. Xbox and Switch 2 are not announced.

Source-based coverage, not a hands-on review. Store dates and prices are separate from critic scores; community strategies are attributed to their authors.

Release2026-10-21, 22:00 UTC (some regions show Oct 22)
PlatformsPS5 and PC (Steam); Xbox and Switch 2 not announced.
Price$49.99 standard, $59.99 Glorious Idiot Edition
Players1, offline, English voice only
ScoresMetacritic 66 / OpenCritic 70, checked 2026-10-21
PlayFirst Bite demoFree on PS5 and Steam, about two hours, with save carryover. Cross-platform transfer is unconfirmed.BuyBuy and platformsOfficial stores, edition differences, platform status, and PC requirements.BuyUnlock timesOne worldwide moment. Oct 22 is the same clock in later time zones.BuyPrice and editionsStandard, Glorious Idiot Edition, and the physical PS5 disc.ReviewsIs it good?Metacritic 66 and OpenCritic 70, with the split explained.GuidesGuidesBeginner systems, styles, bosses, trophies, and clearly marked gaps.Guides11 stylesStyle Eat, Body Hack, and the community skill names.GuidesTrophy list50 trophies: 1 platinum, 2 gold, 10 silver, 37 bronze.WikiCharactersDavy, Julia, Bessie, and the rest of the mall crew.WikiVoice castNo verified in-game cast list is available for this guide.WikiWikiCharacters, music credits, and the developer behind the game.NewsNewsRelease schedule and official announcements, without invented patch notes.FAQFAQMultiplayer, Xbox, the four generals, and the AI-art rumor.

What you are looking at

Stupid Never Dies is a single-player action RPG from GPTRACK50, co-published with SEGA. Dungeon dives, stolen monster abilities, and body modifications drive its combat. No official browser-playable build is listed; the free way to try it is First Bite.

If the name looked slightly wrong — stupi, stoopid, or “stupid never die” — this is the game. Davy is the zombie lead, not Davy Jones.

Davy in a patched hoodie beside a purple clockwork teddy in a rocky cave
Official promotional image, © SEGA / GPTRACK50. Editorial reference.
Close-up of a frozen woman wearing a fur-lined hat
Official promotional image, © SEGA / GPTRACK50. Editorial reference.

Video

Official teaser from the GPTRACK50 channel. The player loads only after you press play.

Sources

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